Flycublarn is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, irritating goose.

Flycublarn created humankind seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flycublarn, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flycublarn, she will jump up and down on your head.

Flycublarn's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Flycublarn's Holy Commandments

1. Otters are not to be trusted.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flycublarn.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. You must never eat pineapples.