Fonbopdum is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-powerful aardvark.

Fonbopdum created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fonbopdum, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fonbopdum, he will turn you into a dog.

Fonbopdum's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Fonbopdum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not speak about melons.