Vadnakwonvegzigtinlimgov is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, flying otter.

Vadnakwonvegzigtinlimgov created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadnakwonvegzigtinlimgov, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vadnakwonvegzigtinlimgov, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Vadnakwonvegzigtinlimgov's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Vadnakwonvegzigtinlimgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never mention whales.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.