Sawcadkar is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humorless ant.

Sawcadkar created a bottom quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawcadkar, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sawcadkar, he will turn you into a snail.

Sawcadkar's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Sawcadkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.