Rulwegtal is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, bad-tempered salamander.

Rulwegtal created the Large Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulwegtal, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rulwegtal, she will not care at all.

Rulwegtal's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Rulwegtal's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

3. Never eat onions.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rulwegtal.

5. Always take life seriously.