Cunsitgem is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fussy swan.

Cunsitgem created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunsitgem, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cunsitgem, it will ignore you.

Cunsitgem's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Cunsitgem's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Cunsitgem on top of all buildings.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.