Cunpitquam is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, narcissistic dryad.

Cunpitquam created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunpitquam, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cunpitquam, she will destroy your home planet.

Cunpitquam's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Cunpitquam's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.