Logmonlip is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, effective shark.

Logmonlip created vertebrates nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Logmonlip, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Logmonlip, she will turn you into a slug.

Logmonlip's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Logmonlip's Holy Commandments

1. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not wear black clothing.

4. Hide from gray tapirs for they are unholy.

5. Swans are not to be trusted.