Quafbudbunbarnkarstafgatnib is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, awesome butterfly.

Quafbudbunbarnkarstafgatnib created Asia eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafbudbunbarnkarstafgatnib, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Quafbudbunbarnkarstafgatnib, she will torture you forever.

Quafbudbunbarnkarstafgatnib's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Quafbudbunbarnkarstafgatnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill capybaras.

2. Never mention frogs.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never hurt grasshopers.

5. Feed all hungry sheep.