Sidyarthatlarg is a god.

She takes the form of a small, calm elephant.

Sidyarthatlarg created dark matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sidyarthatlarg, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sidyarthatlarg, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sidyarthatlarg's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Sidyarthatlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Put Sidyarthatlarg first in all things.

2. You must never eat garlic.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sidyarthatlarg.

4. Always look after injured turtles.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.