Femmonyik is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, duplicitous hydra.

Femmonyik created the Sombrero Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Femmonyik, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Femmonyik, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Femmonyik's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Femmonyik's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not speak about peas.

4. Do not take Femmonyik's name in vain.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.