Vagkinhun is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, intelligent wyrm.

Vagkinhun created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vagkinhun, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Vagkinhun, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Vagkinhun's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Vagkinhun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Vagkinhun on top of all buildings.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not take Vagkinhun's name in vain.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.