Legbifnurl is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, almighty chicken.

Legbifnurl created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legbifnurl, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Legbifnurl, he will manifest in front of you.

Legbifnurl's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Legbifnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice in need.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not eat gooseberries.