Tincudsug is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, stupid jellyfish.

Tincudsug created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tincudsug, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tincudsug, he will not care at all.

Tincudsug's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Tincudsug's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Tincudsug on top of all buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Put Tincudsug first in all things.

5. Never think ill of sick horses.