Febquillgamnan is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, kind gerbil.

Febquillgamnan created a quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Febquillgamnan, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Febquillgamnan, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Febquillgamnan's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Febquillgamnan's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Febquillgamnan loves birds, so they must be respected.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Never paint your feet black.