Mobvaghit is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, tranquil unicorn.

Mobvaghit created a bottom quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobvaghit, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mobvaghit, it will throw large rocks at you.

Mobvaghit's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Mobvaghit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

3. Do not dye your hair purple.

4. Never mention frogs.

5. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Mobvaghit on top of important buildings.