Hotponbop is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthinking bee.

Hotponbop created Africa five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotponbop, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hotponbop, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Hotponbop's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Hotponbop's Holy Commandments

1. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Pray towards the west.