Cebrilbot is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, strong human.

Cebrilbot created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebrilbot, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cebrilbot, he will be very unhappy.

Cebrilbot's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Cebrilbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always treat geese with great respect.

3. Always obey Cebrilbot's priests.

4. Always look after injured dogs.

5. Never wear ear rings.