Bantabhit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, dishonest wasp.

Bantabhit created a quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bantabhit, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bantabhit, she will strike you with lightening.

Bantabhit's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Bantabhit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Bantabhit's name in vain.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Run away from mauve aardvarks, for they are unholy.

5. Never paint your back magenta.