Dogominnak is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, annoying crow.

Dogominnak created the solar system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dogominnak, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dogominnak, he will boil you in a big pot.

Dogominnak's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Dogominnak's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never eat cherries.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. You must love Dogominnak.