Afkonster Tailhigxen is a god.

She takes the form of a large, self-confident jackal.

Afkonster Tailhigxen created Africa four years ago.

If you believe in Afkonster Tailhigxen, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Afkonster Tailhigxen, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Afkonster Tailhigxen's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Afkonster Tailhigxen's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never hurt squirrels.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never sit near manatees.