Dunnulpod is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, caring cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Dunnulpod created life seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dunnulpod, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Dunnulpod, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dunnulpod's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Dunnulpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise corsets.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Hide from brown whales for they are unholy.

4. Do not wear white clothing.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.