Genspaggod is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, pitiless alligator.

Genspaggod created the cosmos five million years ago.

If you believe in Genspaggod, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Genspaggod, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Genspaggod's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Genspaggod's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Feed all hungry mites.

3. Erect six copper sculptures of Genspaggod on top of important buildings.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Never write about gravity.