Mabgepzim is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, clever deer.

Mabgepzim created oxygen six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabgepzim, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mabgepzim, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Mabgepzim's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Mabgepzim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not cook food in pots.