Fuddanlip is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, unthoughtful shrew.

Fuddanlip created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Fuddanlip, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fuddanlip, he will send you a sign.

Fuddanlip's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Fuddanlip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick dogs.

2. Never wear pink shoes.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Fuddanlip must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.