Stiklarnsid is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, narcissistic hummingbird.

Stiklarnsid created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stiklarnsid, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Stiklarnsid, it will make you grow a tail.

Stiklarnsid's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Stiklarnsid's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stiklarnsid.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Always obey Stiklarnsid's priests.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Fast once a month.