Badgubsin is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, generous ant.

Badgubsin created vertebrates five million years ago.

If you believe in Badgubsin, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Badgubsin, she will make you grow a tail.

Badgubsin's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Badgubsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Hide if three sheep approach from the east.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.