Stigdag is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, loving zebra.

Stigdag created humanity eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Stigdag, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Stigdag, she will ignore you.

Stigdag's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Stigdag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never eat aubergines.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not eat gooseberries.