Bimrapton is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, competent dugong.

Bimrapton created a top quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimrapton, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bimrapton, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Bimrapton's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Bimrapton's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

2. Hide if three capybaras approach from the west.

3. Do not eat oranges.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never hurt mice.