Titnartennullragrowlag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, blissful turtle.

Titnartennullragrowlag created humankind three million years ago.

If you believe in Titnartennullragrowlag, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Titnartennullragrowlag, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Titnartennullragrowlag's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Titnartennullragrowlag's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near nematodes.

2. Always help sick birds.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never paint your hands white.