Sidmottad is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, deceitful gerbil.

Sidmottad created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidmottad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sidmottad, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sidmottad's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Sidmottad's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not take Sidmottad's name in vain.

4. Always obey Sidmottad's priests.

5. Do not kill mites.