Mipjopxen Xemhudtipcendinbudhom is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, merciless armadillo.

Mipjopxen Xemhudtipcendinbudhom created a strange quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipjopxen Xemhudtipcendinbudhom, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mipjopxen Xemhudtipcendinbudhom, he will turn you into a plant.

Mipjopxen Xemhudtipcendinbudhom's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Mipjopxen Xemhudtipcendinbudhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Do not wear brown clothing.

5. Respect your elders.