Quimmetsid Cendubpod is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, idiotic wren.

Quimmetsid Cendubpod created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimmetsid Cendubpod, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Quimmetsid Cendubpod, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Quimmetsid Cendubpod's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Quimmetsid Cendubpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bread.

2. Quimmetsid Cendubpod loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

3. You must pray to Quimmetsid Cendubpod six times a day.

4. Always help horses.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.