Yar is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, strong sheep.

Yar created the Sombrero Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yar, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yar, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Yar's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Yar's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Yar.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never sing in the presence of whales.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

5. Respect your elders.