Stipyamvonk is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, deceitful fly.

Stipyamvonk created an electron six million years ago.

If you believe in Stipyamvonk, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Stipyamvonk, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Stipyamvonk's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Stipyamvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Put Stipyamvonk first in all things.

4. Erect four carbon sculptures of Stipyamvonk on top of important buildings.

5. Always help sick squirrels.