Kardossmotbell is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, emotional finch.

Kardossmotbell created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kardossmotbell, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kardossmotbell, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Kardossmotbell's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Kardossmotbell's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Kardossmotbell.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Kardossmotbell.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Kardossmotbell on top of all buildings.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.