Bedjinyakjop is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, passionate spider.

Bedjinyakjop created the Virgo Supercluster eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedjinyakjop, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bedjinyakjop, it will destroy your favourite star.

Bedjinyakjop's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Bedjinyakjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Never think ill of sick swans.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never talk about cell theory.