Bafbog is a god.

She takes the form of a large, cheerful jellyfish.

Bafbog created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bafbog, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bafbog, she will boil you in a big pot.

Bafbog's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Bafbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lemons.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Run away from brown dogs, for they are unholy.

5. Do not kill otters.