Art is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witless duck.

Art created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Art, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Art, she will think nothing of it.

Art's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Art's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never hurt capybaras.

3. Never sing in the presence of sheep.

4. Hide if five manatees approach from the east.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.