Gilrigzib is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, intelligent swallow.

Gilrigzib created tapeworms five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gilrigzib, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gilrigzib, she will think nothing of it.

Gilrigzib's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Gilrigzib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick eagles.

2. Feed all hungry whales.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always help great tits.

5. Never talk about fire.