Besszatcub is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, proud unicorn.

Besszatcub created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Besszatcub, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Besszatcub, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Besszatcub's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Besszatcub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

3. You must love Besszatcub.

4. Never sit in the presence of mice.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.