Dithasfab is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, impressive crab.

Dithasfab created the planet Saturn eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dithasfab, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dithasfab, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Dithasfab's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Dithasfab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

2. Erect five zinc sculptures of Dithasfab on top of important buildings.

3. Dithasfab must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

5. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.