Watyatpang is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, conceited squid.

Watyatpang created Mount Everest six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watyatpang, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Watyatpang, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Watyatpang's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Watyatpang's Holy Commandments

1. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not kill voles.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Erect eight carbon sculptures of Watyatpang on top of important buildings.