Nanvadken is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, omnipotent naga.

Nanvadken created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nanvadken, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nanvadken, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nanvadken's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Nanvadken's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about wheat.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

4. Never paint your back black.

5. Never look at black holes.