Tar is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciless jaguar.

Tar created a bottom quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tar, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tar, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Tar's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Tar's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Hide if five ducks approach from the west.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Do not covet oxen.