Benfagsaw is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, astonishing wyvern.

Benfagsaw created light five million years ago.

If you believe in Benfagsaw, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Benfagsaw, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Benfagsaw's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Benfagsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Benfagsaw loves turtles, so they must be respected.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

5. Never wear coats.