Cudsitstan is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, two-faced duck.

Cudsitstan created silver six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudsitstan, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cudsitstan, he will laugh at you.

Cudsitstan's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Cudsitstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Retreat if four turtles approach from the north.

4. Always wear white.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.