Zigmonhap is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, flying jaguar.

Zigmonhap created a quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zigmonhap, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zigmonhap, he will destroy your favourite star.

Zigmonhap's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Zigmonhap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Never paint your chest fawn.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. You must love Zigmonhap.

5. Always obey Zigmonhap's priests.