Gedlistkamgenbod is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, happy fish.

Gedlistkamgenbod created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Gedlistkamgenbod, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gedlistkamgenbod, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gedlistkamgenbod's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Gedlistkamgenbod's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear orange.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Always help otters in need.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.