Gednannil is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, caring guinea pig.

Gednannil created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gednannil, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gednannil, it will boil you in a big pot.

Gednannil's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Gednannil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not eat bread.

5. Do not shave your arms.